Ok. Unless yer a dumbass, you probably figured out by now that I'm a big Jeff Gordon fan. I've loved NASCAR my whole life, but didn't have a favorite driver until 1994. Thanks to my ex-wife(who despised NASCAR), I'm a Jeff Gordon. I used to get the best afternoon naps watching Winston Cup races. I would watch the first hour of the race, fall asleep, and then wake up with 50 to go. My ex got tired of that, so she said to pick a driver,stay awake thru the race, of change the dayam channel!! Well, being an artist, I saw there was a new rookie driver named Jeff Gordon. I figured that I would follow his career and root for him, good or bad. I picked him, since he drove for a paint company, and I'm an artist!! I think I've done well beside him. I'm still waiting to meet him. My chances are pretty good.I work at Lowe's (so I can say I'm part of the team he owns).I work in the flooring department, and specialize in selling his Dupont Stainmaster carpet. Btw, did I mention that in the employee breakroom, I have , what else, but locker #24!!!

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