83 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on January 28, 2007
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Born on January 30th
17
I may appear to be second banana in this country, but I've got my fingers on the strings of every puppet in the land. When you reach into your wallet and find that you've got six dollars less than you thought you had... that's me. When you get gas and your car takes an extra four dollars more than usual... that's me. When you can't make your signifigant other climax in the heat of passion... me again. I am all that consumes you and all that you have always wanted to be. I am everything you lust for and everything you can never be... By the power of Greyskull... I AM CHENEY!
83 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on January 28, 2007
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Born on January 30th
Interests
Money. Condi's sweet ass. Reading bedtime stories to George. Helping George with the big words in Garfield every morning. Pilates. Nipple clamps. Making more money. World domination. Macrame. Riding my Segway. Riding Condi.
Music
The sound of money jingling
Movies
Glenngary Glen Ross. Scarface. The Godfather. Friday. Annie. The Manchurian Candidate. Farenhiet 9/11 *I laugh my ass off over that shit. Anything with Dudley Moore.
Idols
Anything made of gold.
Video Games
The Medal of Honor Series. The Call of Duty Series. The Splinter Cell Series. Wall Street Kid. Anything Hello Kitty. Sim City.
Baby, I just need to hear you whisper in throaty, smoldering tones that the crippling economic sanctions proposed by the U.S. against North Korea in order to halt nuclear testing will be difficult to realize, as they are contingent on the severely limited and reluctant influence of both China and Russia.
