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Drug/Life Knowledge I've Acquired:
1. Don't eat the biggest mushroom in the bag.
2. When all the people you do drugs with are saying you should stop, Do it!
3. Getting arrested is no fun. Don't let anyone tell you different.
4. It is not a good idea to call up your drunk friends, to pick you up, after getting a DUI.
5. When going bar hopping, don't decide to just drink Long Island Iced Teas.
6. Cocaine and Heroin are only for people that don't like it a whole lot.
7. While tripping on acid, if a river otter pops out of a hole in the wall and waddles up to you, it just wants to say hello.
8. When a crack addict wants to have sex with you, she just wants more crack.
9. Your pets probably don't want to get high.
10. You ain't working tomorrow after taking 7 Valiums tonight.
There is still much to learn.
