45 Year Old
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Male
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From Newport Beach, CA·
Invited by: Belladonna·
Joined on February 7, 2007
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Born on April 9th
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I care about my hair. If I could be any animal I would be a piglet. I could be the most unnerdy nerd on this planet. I like the way water tastes from a garden hose.I lust for slug-like bitch lips. I own an Ewok petting zoo. I once snowboarded the K-12 against my arch rival Yates and came out a big winner. I come here for music. I am currently learning humility.
45 Year Old
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Male
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From Newport Beach, CA·
Invited by: Belladonna·
Joined on February 7, 2007
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Born on April 9th
Interests
People of metallic origin. Golddiggers. Highly succsesful motivated ladies who have no direction in life and cant spell. Ladies with black hair and blonde pubes. Swashbucklers. Anybody who has spilt water on a Mogwai and lived to tell about it. Dingleberry Bush Farmers. Bearded ladies. Mexicant's. Someone with a turtle for a head. Pee pole who know, eat, sleep, understand, and are open to all forms of music that I say are good...mostly. Any victims or survivors of IBS. Owner/operators of mustache rides. Masters of the lost art of having a goddamn sense of humor.
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