BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND:: 1. When you are sad -- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask: Because you are my friend! Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. (Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.) love ya
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