I am a musician in the band UGLY EARLY and I also play acoustic shows with Jeff, Dale, & zero.You can find out more about me by visiting my website www.uglyearly.comBiographyUGLY EARLY is a Heavy Duty Ultra Polished Rock-n-Roll Machine based out of southern Indiana in early 2006. Ugly Early prides itself in bringing the Ugliest Show on Earth to the people that mean the most to us, our Fans who appreciate a wide mix of dance music from Big & Rich to Nickelback. Ugly Early also has an extensive light and video show along with a top shelf sound system. If you haven't heard us yet, come check us out! Current LocationSouthern Indiana General ManagerRod Gozinya Band InterestsWe are very dynamic, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. We have been known to remodel train stations on lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. We translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, we write award-winning operas, we manage time efficiently. Occasionally, we tread water for three days in a row. We woo women with sensuous and godlike guitar playing, we can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. We are an expert in stucco, veterans in love, and outlaws in Mexico. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, we once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. We play bluegrass cello, was scouted by the Mets, we are the subject of numerous documentaries. When bored, we build large suspension bridges in our backyards. We enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, before rehearsal, we repair electrical appliances free of charge. We are abstract artists, concrete analysts, and ruthless bookies. Critics worldwide swoon over our original line of corduroy evening wear. We never perspire. We are private citizens, yet receive fan mail. We have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes and concert tickets multiple times. Last summer we toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. We bat .400. Our deft floral arrangements have earned us fame in international botany circles. Children trust us. We can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. We once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. We know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. We have performed several covert operations for the CIA. We sleep only once a week; but when we do sleep, we sleep in chairs. While on a tour in Canada, We successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to us. We balance, we weave, we dodge, we frolic, and our bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, We participate in full-contact origami and musical performances. Years ago we discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. We have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. We have bred prize winning clams. We have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. We have played Hamlet, and have performed open-heart surgery, and even have spoken with Elvis. (Ask Ronnie) And finally, we know just a little about bob-sledding and magic leopluradons. Websitehttp://www.uglyearly.comhttp://www.myspace.com/uglyearly Press ContactEric Jones Booking AgentJeff Stevens