I am... and there are only three ways to stop me from doing what I do... What you think I'm going tell you. I am an aspiring professional juggalo (juggalo is not my job, i have one of those, but rather who i identify with). I know that is hypocritical, I am a hypocrite too. I live in SAtown, looking to start a new business. I am a free man once again... escaping yet another crazy ex-girlfriend. At the moment I am not looking to find a replacement... perhaps in time, but drama is for the birds... If i could find one balanced chick it would be cool but i am starting think the entire female race is by-polar. Enough about that... I have few problems, people say i am a megalomaniac, but that is nonsince, I am a god (further explanation availible on request)... I don't believe in anything except I believe in everything (further explanation availible on request)... normality has never been my forte, but i easily blend in to any sect of society... oh yeah I am a bit of a sociopath, but in a healthy way... and so on, so if this has not scared you away, there very well may be something wrong with you (too)...