GUYS,I AM NOT THE WOMAN IN THE PICTURE.I AM MALE. THAT IS M-A-L-E.

to those who actualy read the profiles.good job.you can actually learn something from reading em'.although im pretty sure you wont get anything worth learning from this one,then again,maybe you will.who knows.
im not looking for that special someone to spend the rest of my life with.ive already found her and married her on Halloween 2004.im also NOT looking for anything on the side.(just in case any of you ladies might actualy be interested)
i know im NOT gods gift to women.i dont claim it or pretend it.i also know im NOT fugly,butt ugly or have been beat with the ugly tree or forest.(although,maybe a twig....or a small stick. come on ,be a little nice)i can be a smart ass.i can be serious IF i have to,but weres' the fun in that.you gotta have fun,laugh and smile.thats right,smile.....its the 2nd best thing to do with your lips.everybody has they're own opinion of what the 1st thing is.im NOT going to ASK what anybodys' 1st is.im almost afraid of some of the answers,but..... volunteers.......In the words of Carlos Mencia " If you aint laughin', you aint livin' "
im not tryin to have the most pionts or anything.id like to get as many of you beautiful women in one place,as i possibly can.i know,it sounds lazy and maybe a bit dirty.O.K.,it is lazy,guilty as charged....and....maybe....a bit dirty
ya like jokes? check out my stash.got any you want to share? let me know or send em to me.ill keep adding more here and there.

i dont want or need any drama in here.there is enough in the real world.so all you drama kings and queens go away.im not perfect.i dont claim to be or strive to be.its an unabtainable goal.nobody is perfect.

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