There were two homeless guys living in an old Box car at the railroad......You know, Ho-Bo's?Their names were Bill and Sam....They were talking one summer day.Bill asked Sam what was the most memorable moment he ever had while in the rail yard?Bill replied that he once found a wallet with a hundred dollar bill in it.....He kept saying, that he bought a gallon bottle of Jack Daniels, two pints of brandy, a case of Rolling Rock....He then stood up and told Sam that the shoes, pants, shirts and the coat he has, all came from the salvation army.He got all this with the hundred dollars..... and then he spent the rest on food!So he sad proudly that he managed his money pretty good!Sam agreed!Then Bill asked Sam of his most fondest time....Sam said he walked around the back side of Track # 9 one day.He ran across the most beautiful woman he had ever saw!Sam explained she was laying there just waiting for me!She was lightly dressed and did not complain at all when I sat beside her and gently removed her clothing!I then proceeded to feel her up real good and do some real nice foreplay!We then made love!I made love to her from on top!She then was on top!We tried Spooning!And we also did it doggie style....!Sam snickered a little and even bragged about sliding it in her back door......!Sam told Bill we made love for almost 10 hours strait until I could not get it up any more!I was wore out!Bill was in aww!Bill stated to Bill, that he found this sweet woman laying there. he then made love to her for hours?And you were on to?She was on top?Spoon?Doggie?And you even did her in the ass?Sam proudly sad,"Yes I did!"Bill then asked Sam you did all that and did not get any head?Sam replied,"No head at all!""I couldn't find it!"
.jpg)
