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31 Year Old · Female · From Mesa, AZ · Joined on January 24, 2012 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on September 23rd
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31 Year Old · Female · From Mesa, AZ · Joined on January 24, 2012 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on September 23rd
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"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."-John WatersNo disillusions, no pretenses, I am who I am. I'm determined, I'm hard-headed and I don't back down. I speak in metaphor and dream in languages that haven't even been created yet. I believe that if you think it, it exists, somewhere. Psychiatrists called me autistic when I was little, but I just call myself an indigo.My name is Amber and I'm 19 years old. Don't let that fool you. I guarantee I'm a hell of a lot more than you expected me to be. Stereotype me by my age and I'll rip your dick off. I live in the hell state of Arizona (save me!) and work a fucking miserable job for a miserable paycheck. Sound familiar?I'm here for you fine people, living in the same hell states and working the same dead end jobs. Because if we don't fucking laugh about it we might as well drink the kool-aid, right?

31 Year Old · Female · From Mesa, AZ · Joined on January 24, 2012 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on September 23rd
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I read, I game, I work, I sleep, I fuck. S'life.
Music
I'm a connoisseur of music. I listen to everything. Send me band names, if I don't know them, I will after you tell me about it. :] Current favorites: Death Cab For Cutie, All Time Low, Simon and Garfunkel, Ben Folds.
Idols
"Disobedience is the foundation of liberty; the obedient must be slaves." Henry David Thoreau.
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CLASSICS.

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  • SparrowStatix Gots a phone, and interwebz, and officially been without my own car for over 2 weeks. JESUS WHEN WILL I WIN 100%!?
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    Please return to Fubar fun ..

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    hope your Monday was great!!!

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    you fucking rock

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    Happy Birthday...hope all your wishes come true!!

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    Love and Friendship to you. XXX000

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  • MorriganSparrowStatix
    He hasn't changed one single bit.Ah, nostalgia.Girl...you coming home before work tomorrow or what?

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  • Someone ⇒ SparrowStatix
    See that's the great thing about me, you don't have to do anything. Just support my lifestyle by being happy and after you jump in my arms and shit, go get ready, because we're goin out for dinner and I won't let a woman or anyone for that matter make you look like a fool, actually you will be the one making them look the fool! And I will shoot mom for ya, for just $29.95

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  • Someone ⇒ SparrowStatix
    Now that does sound like all my relationships aka"Arrangements", lol Moms are always right! That's why I shot mine

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  • Someone ⇒ SparrowStatix
    Yes they do but they sure as don't fucking clean! All mine are spoiled! They don't even get off the couch when the cleaning service comes

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  • Someone ⇒ SparrowStatix
    You are a very thoughtful person! If ever he fucks up or takes you for granted, make sure you contact me. All I ask is that you wear one of my business shirts and nothing else and when I come home take off running and jump in my arms like it was going to be the last time we were going to see each other. Then you can go, lol

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  • Someone ⇒ SparrowStatix
    I would go down on you if you did that shit for me! Even sprinkle some garlic powder & parmesan cheese on it just so I could keep eating

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