Man I hate this part but here goes. I just recently moved back to Memphis and I have come to realize that this city still bites. Not only that but I don't really know anyone anymore! I'm in such need of human contact that I'm about a half a second from writing inmates!!! I'm, sarcastic, quick witted, and pretty much a smartass 24/7. I'm also educated, well spoken (even if I CAN'T spell), very intelligent (ok, so I sometimes ignore more basic common sense) and a hell of a lot of fun. I have NO, NONE, ZERO internal filter. Much to the horror of those around me if I think it I say it.... I am that guy that will spew non-stop garbage from my mouth just to see how far I can go before people realize I'm insulting them to their face. I have a devil may care attitude that seems to get me in awkward situations. If I wanna skip down the center of the mall wearing a pink tutu blowing bubbles who cares? I mean why should I worry what the guy stuffing "Steak Escape" down his pie hole in the food court thinks?!?! That lack of common sense and a slight lack of proper social graces allows me to take what life throws at my fan and be able to recover the walls rather than spatter it!!!!!! On that note I love to laugh... Even better I love to make others laugh... ESPECIALLY if they are being grumps! I don't care what it takes I WILL get you to crack at least a grin!