35 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by: 25578·
Joined on March 29, 2007
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Born on June 8th
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Ladies and Gentlemen,Boys and Girl,Children of all ages,Myspace is proud to introduce to you,*Mr Adrian Jones*. At first glance, you would be forgiven for confusing Me for a Brad Pitt look-a-like who had been dragged through a hedge backwards, what you are actually seeing is the 'unique' style of Myself, looking more like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers! I made my dramatic debut at a Hospital somewhere in England, coming out green, as I was Hulk Jr.Furious with my looks I pulled the Doctors dick sacks off in full rage and threw them in the mouth of a dying old lady called Mary, Ill tell ya, she went out with a smile on her face. The Swine!
35 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by: 25578·
Joined on March 29, 2007
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Born on June 8th
Interests
Since I was bitten by a Spider named Martin, I went into a deep spasm, fainting in an elevator. When I awoke I suddenly had hairy & sticky fingers. I could climb up walls and semen came out of my wrists. I knew then that nothing was actually wrong with me, But with cool powers, come stupid responsibilities. Still I take full interest with my new found man-hood. Im Spiderman!
