69 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on May 7, 2007
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Born on February 8th
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I have a crush on someone!
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I'm single, live in Florida, I love to sail fish camping canoeing... .I smoke trying to quit , I drink on occasion sometimes I just pour beer on my hand, its fun to get my date drunk once in a while. I do'nt work, but when ever I decide to leave a resume with someone, I always give them the wrong telephone number, cause who knows what they really want. I used to work for tropicana but I got canned, they said I could'nt concentrate. I like to chew ice but, I was told it is a sign of being sexually frustrated, and I still can't figure out who told them? I like Arby's but my favorite restaurant is village Inn cuz they always say slide over, and make some room for pie but, she never shows up. I'm well traveled I was in the carnival for years. I used to be a good dancer until I lost my leg. I have a wooden one now, using thumb tacks to hold my socks up works great though. I want a good woman, one that's not only pretty, sexy, can cook clean fish, fix a stopped up toilet dress like a lady when we go out and behave like a real slut when we're alone. I gotta go now the library is about to close.
69 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on May 7, 2007
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Born on February 8th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
At the birth of the Sun and his brother the moon they're mother died. The sun gave her body to the earth where life sprang forth. And from her breast he drew out the stars and threw the stars into the sky to remind him of her soul.
OMG I love your sense of humor. You should have virtually slapped me upside the head for not knowing where you were!. Florida is a long long way away from me =( Sitting here contemplating making a major move, lol... You are not the first cool person I have met from Florida, you are, however, the funniest, sexiest, most wickedly attractive person I have met from ANYWHERE, lol. - Get Your Own
Don't be silly. OF COURSE I DO. So where in the United states are you, anywhere even remotely close to me? I do have a webcam, but it is so not the same... and i need some sleep. I like to snuggle up and feel your hard body against mine.... Sound good to you?
Well, I am a big girl, so I think I can probably guess what is in there, lol. And I MIGHT, just MIGHT, MIND YOU, know exactly what to do with it too! Add me if you want! I hope you have a fabulous week!