Spider spider on the wall, What a stupid place to crawl, Didn’t you see it had just been plastered? Now your stuck you silly bastard. Little miss druggie, Sat in her buggy, Smoking an ounce of weed, Along came a spider and sat down beside her, And sold her a kilo of speed. Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty dumpty spunked on the floor, All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, Bent the bitch over and fucked her again. I am a farmer who lives in a bog, I’m widely known for the size of my knob, It’s too big for women so none I can keep, But it’s just the right size for shagging my sheep. Little Jack Horner, Sat in a corner, Licking his girlfriend dry, He stuck in his tongue, And sucked out some cum, And said, “Fuck me that was better than pie.” Zippy and Bungle went to the jungle, To have a bit of fun, But Zippy got silly, Pulled out his Willy, And shoved it up Bungle’s bum. Sex is a temptation, Caused by a sensation, When a man puts his dictation, In a woman’s ventilation, Do you get my conversation? Or do you need a demonstration?