I despise talking about myself.My friends mean the world universe to me.I am not egotistical. I don't think highly of myself and I am insecure. I won't fake it to make anyone feel better.I have OCD, Arachnophobia (spiders, dumbass) and Thanatophobia (death, dumbass). It's a pretty odd set, but I'll work with it.I like beer, post it notes,Mike Rowe, blowing things up, cars, music and things most girls shouldn't.I miss Las Vegas, and I was just there (again) last year. I'm ready to go back. Anyone up for it? ;)I am pro-choice, but note that does NOT mean I am pro-abortion.I don't believe in organized religion, but I do believe in God. You don't have to try and sell me on your beliefs. In fact, it will probably result in some sort of sin on my behalf and pain on yours.Patience is my perdition. I'm so impatient that instant gratification is a painfully slow process at times. I apologize now for this.I like coffee and I drink it almost daily in the mornings, but you won't see me label-whoring Starbucks. I can make my own Maxwell House and add my own coffeemate, you ho-bag. Thanks, anyway.I am neither innocent nor iniquitous. Just because I dress or pose a certain way, it doesn't make me a slut. So, please refrain from attempting to throw me into that "sleeps with anyone" mix you people seem to have going in this state.PETA are dirty whores.There are things about me you'll probably never know, because I doubt I'll ever be comfortable enough to tell you for fear of people knowing.I'm more happy being naive to the obvious.I am a grammar fanatic and sarcasm is my native language.I miss my best friend.Jess is love, no matter what.