You've been hit by the|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| |||...WINE TRUCK..........| ||'|';, ___.|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -'(@)'(@)'' ''''**|(@)(@)*****''(@)ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 5 WOMEN WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN; INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO U . IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOWYOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM !WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTTWHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT ANDHONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOKMORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURSAGO.5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOOMUCH.6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING USJUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THEKITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIRFAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAK ETHEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!And Remember...'A clean house is the sign of a wasted life