Law of the Garbage Truck One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when my taxi driver taught me what he called, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.' He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Most importantly, don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets. I have since found this works very well, at least I am not riding in my own Garbage Truck anymore! Get this Graphic on yTagi!
What You AreYou are my raft in the rapids of lifeYou are my peace in the midst of strifeYou are the shore to a shipwrecked soulYou are the bridge to a lifelong goalYou are the finish of an olympic runYou are the shine when there is no sunYou are a rope when I start to fall
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
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A prostitute walks into H & R Block to do her taxes and a consultant starts typing her info into the computer. Name, address, date of birth and so on then he asks her what her occupation is.She boldly stated"I'm a whore". He tells her"lady, I can't put that in the computer you will have to come up with something else." Well she said"I don't know what to tell you I'm a whore.""Listen lady you really have to come up with something else or we can't go on." She thought for a minute and said"OK, I'm a chicken farmer."He replies,"Chicken farmer? What makes you think you're a chicken farmer?""Well," she says,"last year I raised over 1,000 cocks" Get this Graphic on yTagi! Get this Graphic on yTagi!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed"What the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied,"Always check for squirrels." CHERRYDESIRES.COM CHERRYDESIRES.COM
A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book. The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked,"What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?" The wife replied,"You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier". The husband said,"Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages! CHERRYDESIRES.COM
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