I do NOT have a webcam
I am not going to get one
I do not want to see you jerk off on your webcam
Please stop pushing me to watch your desperate attempt to get off
It's not attractive
And I've probably seen bigger dicks than your's
It's pathetic to ask over the internet
"do you like it?"
"Is it the biggest you've ever seen?"
"are you wet?"
No, I am not wet
Its like winning the special olympics, only you think you are the best, in reality, you're still retarded.