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| | A Nun at Hooters |
| created @ 05/30/2008 07:38 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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A nun needed to use the restroom very badly, so she found the closest opportunity; the local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping! The music and conversation were loud and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights went out, the place would erupt into wild cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
The bartender showed the nun to the restroom. After a few minutes she came back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of wild applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?" |
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