CDC virus warning (CENTER for DISEASE CONTROL)04-08-08 10:32THIS IS SERIOUS!!! THERE IS A HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS VIRUS SWEEPING THE WORLDThe Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, & even electronically. The virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from you boss, colleague(S) or anyone else via any means whatsoever, - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come in contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store & purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from you system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you don't have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life
