An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going
out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they
decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they
went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their
marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and
so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the
subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he
asked, rather tentatively. She replied, "I would like it infrequently".
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and
leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two.
