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An old man was in his golden years
created @ 10/19/2007 11:27 pm
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An old man was in his golden years, but that didn't stop him from trying to pick up the younger ladies. He went to the local bar,
approached a very pretty and very young woman and said, "Where have you been all my life?"
The young lady takes one glance at him and says, "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
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