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Another Joke
created @ 10/8/2012 03:10 pm
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Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted:"Trink das wasser nicht. die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means:" Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it ."

The man should back: "I'm from New York, and just down here campaigning for Obama's heath care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The farmer replied:"Use two hands , you'll get more."
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