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From Kenton, OH · Joined on June 4, 2006 · Born on November 30th
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From Kenton, OH · Joined on June 4, 2006 · Born on November 30th
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I live in Ohio, my husband is deployed. Im just on here to pass the time and make some friends along the way!I still have yet to figure out what my purpose is in life && why I am here!I am very RANDOM && at one time or another I will probably offend you!INK AND PIERCINGS are a part of me!but having multiple piercings(more than five) for sexual enhancment entitles me to make fun of you!The world is my playground && I'm the bullyI act stupid in publicI can be a lazy slug.I hate pretentious people.I make funny noises.I have a phobia of milk && water.Whisper in my ear && you'll give me goose pimples.I have an insanely loud sneeze,&& laugh.I love sarcasmI Don't Believe In Regrets.safety rules1.don't talk about fight club2.don't pet a burning dog3.never fly a kite around a powerline4.don't smoke crack5.don't tell a woman she looks fat in something6.don't insert your penis in a light socket7.only you can prevent forest fires8.in a public restroom don't eat the large white mintsI drink to much pop, i burp too loud && lets just say you wont like me.I support Same Sex Marriages && if you wear visors,think dave matthews band is THE COOLEST band EVER, offended easily,no sense of humor, bitchy to the same sex for no reason, if your a man && drink diet pepsi or order a mixed drink, then why does it bother you anyway?If you dont have a sense of humor, GO kill yourself!I listen to shitty music. You know that song you cant stand? Im most likely listening to it right nowI love swimming, but im afraid to get in the waterWILD KISSING SESSIONS are always FUN!Sexy stares from across the room ARE HOTTIm the one who drinks all the alcohol at your party;stays more sober than you, or so I think&& is the last to fall alseep.If you compare your life to mine && your man is here im going to tell you to f*** off!I blame the Jews for everything..NO i am not racist..&& NO i have no problem with Judism..i just think Jew is a great word && i like to say it.I'm abrasive, somewhat complicated, loyal,&& sarcastic.I am politically incorrect, opinionated, selfless, grounded, hyperactive, bold, && unfortunately, quite often intimidatingI despise weak people, insecurity, && attention whores- you know, the kind who will burst into tears over nothing in particular or call you just to tell you about the 847 dollar Armani f*king purse they just scored. Shut up!I'm a camera whore who takes pictures of herself more often than some people take a crap!I despise people who take advantage of my country, its because of you I havent seen my husband in over a year!Vulgar is my middle name, despite the fact that I am a total && complete sweetheart underneath.I sing in my kitchen && I clean my house in my underwear, nice visual I know!I find it amusing when people let themselves get upset at what i say, so i continue to provokeI'm not materialistic in any sense of the word.Stupidity && arrogance piss me off- esp. when a person maintains both of those qualitiesI have a morbid fascination with war movies && the militaryTo the guys who think that this is a pickup line:WHILE THE HUBBY IS AWAY JUMPING ON LANDMINES... WHY DON'T YOU JUMP ON ME?I dont care what kind of sick, prick bastard you are, Do us all a favor && kill yourself now, Thanks in advance

From Kenton, OH · Joined on June 4, 2006 · Born on November 30th
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Band of Brothers series, We Were Soldiers, Faith of My Fathers, Saving Private Ryan, Basic, The Recruit, Black Hawk Down, Great Raid, TO End All Wars, The Pacifier, Rules Of Engagement, The Negotiator, The General's Daughter, Platoon, G.I. Jane, Das Boot, The Longest Day, S.W.A.T., The Italian Job, Jarhead, Patton, Under Heavy Fire, Thin Red Line, Hamburger Hill, Enemy at the Gates, Full Metal Jacket, Tora Tora Tora, U- 571, Twelve O'clock High,Red Dawn, Taps, Kelly's Heroes, By Dawn's Early Light, Tears or the Sun, We Were Soldiers Once, In Harm's Way, Sands of Iwo Jima, The desert Fox, Schindler's List, The Shawshank Redemption, Apocalypse Now, Pearl Harbor,The Patriot, Dirty Dozen, Crimson Tide, The Enemy Below, Run Silent,Run Deep, Master and Commander- The Far side of the World, Apollo 13, Midway, The Big Red one, Any movie that is Military, The Bourne Identity, Se7en, Stir of Echoes, Snatch, The Bourne Supremacy, Super Troopers, First Daughter, Pulp Fiction, The Transporter 1 & 2, Honey, Princess Diaries 1& 2, Mean Girls, A Cinderella Story, Ella Enchanted, 13 going on 30, The Prince and me, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Finding Nemo, FLightplan, XXX 1 & 2, Annapolis, Wedding Crashers, 40-year-old virgin, The Man, Hustle and Flow, Flightplan, American Pie- BAND CAMP, Saw 1 & 2, Just like Heaven, Black Down, Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, Red Eye, The Fog, In her Shoes, Into the Blue, Domino, Cry_Wolf, Bambi 2, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, War of the Worlds,Dr. Dolittle 3, In her shoes, Elektra"

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