53 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on April 25, 2007
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Born on November 2nd
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"Never make someone a priority when they make you an option."
A WOMAN'S PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.
53 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on April 25, 2007
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Born on November 2nd
·1 referrals joined!
Interests
reading, chatting, watching movies, horses, outdoor things such as camping and fishing, sports, football, karaoke, dancing....cant leave out Nascar, rodeo
Music
I like a little bit of everything. Anything I can dance to is good. country is my favorite. I dont care for rap much.
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.6. You mean the world to someone.7. You are special and unique.8 Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do love you. And always remember...when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt, and call me over!Good friends are like stars........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in t he Hallway"I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truck load when I'm gone.
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WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTALLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY."""" SEND THIS TO EVERYONE U LOVE, INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER!!""" Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then you're LOVED
