48 Year Old
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Male
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From Columbus, IN·
Invited by: ShawnM907·
Joined on August 29, 2007
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Born on May 19th
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I have a crush on someone!
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well a little About me I'm single I have 3 children a daughter who is 9 her name is Marey-Shai a son who is 5 his name is Orion and another son who is going to be 4 Dec.2 and his name is Sabatian. I've been married once and have been seperated for the past 8yrs hopefully will be divorced soon!!!
Score: 23 You have a lot of positive karma, and have good intentions in life. People would normally characterize you with being a kind, sensitive giving person. Remember that by creating positive karma seeds, they will soon blossom. If you work hard enough it is capable to gain enlightenment, and maintain inner peace.
48 Year Old
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Male
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From Columbus, IN·
Invited by: ShawnM907·
Joined on August 29, 2007
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Born on May 19th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
I like to go camping, hiking, boating, goin the the bars and hangin out.I like restoring old cars. hopefully my next project will be a 70's model mercedes benz.
Music
I like all kinds of music from classical to heavy metal yes that includes rap and r&b
Movies
I like all types of movies. but mainly horror and comedy
Idols
my all time idol is cliff burton who was the orginal bassist for metallica back in the day.
Driving on his way to work one morning, a man goes flying past an Alabama State Trooper hidden behind some trees in the median of the highway. When the trooper pulls him over, he asks,"Where are you going in such a hurry?" The man replies,"work". The trooper then asks,"So what in the world do you do at work that is SO important that you have to drive 40 mph over the speed limit to get there?" John responds,"Well officer, I work for the great state of Alabama, like you. I'm a rectum strecther." Puzzled, the officer asks,"And exactly what does a rectum stretcher do?" The man then goes into great detail describing his job,"Well, first, I take a rectum, then I insert one finger, then two, then three, then a whole fist, then eventually two fists...then I stretch and pull until it is over 6 feet across." Well, the trooper thought he had heard it all, but out of curiosity, he just had to ask,"Now what in the hell does the State of Alabama do with a 6-foot asshole?"The man replies,"They give him a radar gun and a funny hat and park him in the median!" Looool have a great evening :)huggiessss
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handfull of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them."Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers,"We just love the chocolate around them."
,Hahaha.. I thought this was too cute not to passaround :)Have a great weekhuggies Debbie
Miser's Final WishThere was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said"Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said,"I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said,"Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.""You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?""I sure did," said the wife."I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
Loool smart lady heheheHave a great day hun :)huggiesssss
Thank you so much for adding me as a friend. I stopped to show you some love by rating and fanning you sweetie. I hope you have a great rest of the day, talk to you soon. X♥X♥X♥ SiN DeReLla X♥X♥X♥
Friends are funny.Friends can be freaky.Friends are always there.Friends will be there for you when you need them.Friends listen.Friends make you laugh so hard you cry.Friends face the facts.Friends are an important factor in our lives.They will neve let us be a failure.Friends wont let you fade away from being you.They always have faith in you.They are never fake or fraud.Friends may be far away , but they're always close at heart.Friends are foreverhuggies Donald & thanks 4 stopping by, Debbie PS.. Please show my Christmas treesome loves *winks* :)Its @ the very bottom of my page~ tyvvm ~
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♥ leaving you some love and rated your profile a 10 if you could rate mine too that would be really nice of you i hope you are having a great week ♥ :D
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handfull of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them."Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers,"We just love the chocolate around them." 
Miser's Final WishThere was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said"Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said,"I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said,"Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.""You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?""I sure did," said the wife."I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
Driving on his way to work one morning, a man goes flying past an Alabama State Trooper hidden behind some trees in the median of the highway. When the trooper pulls him over, he asks,"Where are you going in such a hurry?" The man replies,"work". The trooper then asks,"So what in the world do you do at work that is SO important that you have to drive 40 mph over the speed limit to get there?" John responds,"Well officer, I work for the great state of Alabama, like you. I'm a rectum strecther." Puzzled, the officer asks,"And exactly what does a rectum stretcher do?" The man then goes into great detail describing his job,"Well, first, I take a rectum, then I insert one finger, then two, then three, then a whole fist, then eventually two fists...then I stretch and pull until it is over 6 feet across." Well, the trooper thought he had heard it all, but out of curiosity, he just had to ask,"Now what in the hell does the State of Alabama do with a 6-foot asshole?"The man replies,"They give him a radar gun and a funny hat and park him in the median!"
Looool have a great evening :)huggiessss