Instead of me talking about me, I would like to talk about you.

You enjoy:

-talking shit
-sarcasm
-wit
-intelligence
-complete randomness
-adding "fuck" or "fucking" to just about everything you say. Such as "how the fuck you doing?", "shut the fuck up" or "pass the fucking tartar sauce twat bucket"
-wearing pajamas as much as possible
-you can hold a conversation just by reciting lines from:
*southpark
*office space
*anchorman
*team america (fuck yeah!)
*dumb and dumber
*super troopers

-you have definitely seen, and probably own the following:
*Office Space
*Anchorman
*Team America
*Dumb and dumber
*Super Troopers
*Swingers
*Godfather I & II
*Memento
*Ghost World
*Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob
*Rocky Horror Picture Show
*Reservoir Dogs
*Little Miss Sunshine
*The Departed
*Juno

-you love and/or own a dog
-you love to just sit in public places and make fun of people
-you find cheese and vodka fucking amazing (not necessarily together though)
-you watch southpark, family guy, the office and entourage like your life depended on it

If you have no idea what the fuck I am talking about, it's a pretty good sign you are not going to "get me"

However, if any of the above made you smile, laugh or even chuckle, then you are amazing and I wanna know more about you

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