WHAT THE HELL IS KITEBOARDING, OR TOWSURFING, OR WHATEVER? DO PEOPLE DO THAT SHIT? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MOVIES, DINNERS OUT, AMUSEMENT PARKS, GETTIN HIGH ON TOILET CLEANER OR SOMETHING WOULD BE BETTER THAN THAT SHIT. LYING NAKED IN A POOL OF TADPOLES WOULD BE MORE FUN TO ME THAN MOST OF THE CRAP THEY HAVE LISTED. ONE THING I HAVE SEEMED TO BECOME AN EXPERT IN IS SHALLOW MEN. YES I KEEP HARPING ON IT. AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE SOME ISSUES, BUT WHO DOESN'T. OK, I'VE HAD IT WITH LOVE! MEN ARE SO SHALLOW. ALL THEY WANT ARE TROPHY WOMEN. WELL DUDES, ONE DAY YOU WILL SEE THAT PADDING IS BETTER THAN PLASTIC. WHEN YOUR WOMAN LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER BECAUSE SHE IS THE OBJECT OF SO MANY OTHER MEN'S FANTASIES SHE CAN'T KEEP UP, HA HA HA! NOW THAT'S SAID, I LOVE CUDDLING IN FRONT OF A MOVIE, SEX, PUBLIC AFFECTION, SEX, PULLING OFF THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND HAVING MY WORLD ROCKED WHILE THE SHOCKS AND SPRINGS HUM ALITTLE TUNE. I LIKE MEXICAN FOOD, CANDLELIGHT TO ENHANCE MOODS, AND MAKE IF MORE DIFFICULT TO BE SEEN NAKED. I LOVE TO GIVE AND RECEIVE AFFECTION, AND I ADORE AMUSEMENT PARKS, THE SCARIER THE RIDE THE BETTER THE PUKE. DID I MENTION I LOVE SEX, NOW NOT THE QUICKIE TYPE, OR THE "DUH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN," AFTER THE ORGASIM! BUT THE KIND THAT YOU FEEL BONDED WITH ANOTHER PERSON, YOU KNOW THAT PERSON IS CONNECTED TO THE EXPERIENCE. YEAH, THE FANTASY SEX!