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FEMALE COMPASSION
created @ 11/10/2009 07:34 am
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> FEMALE COMPASSION (The depth and breadth of it is truly amazing!)


>A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

>Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

>The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so
she gave him a hug and walked on...

>The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'

>The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

>The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f****d?'

>The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'

>She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.
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