Im a bit of an oddity, I don't party, I drink maybe three times a year, and i pretty much keep to myself socially.
Yet I have a head full of stupidity, and I live in a constant fantasy world in my own mind, where i can fly, live in pocket universes, and conjour up sexy female traffic cops, I love my mind, it's so deliriously comforting in there!
In the real world I play a Wardie, A patient pusher in a hospital, which is a good thing, cause Nurses are hot people...well some of them..
but don't tell my missus.
I don't remember my child hood, but through my late teens to late twenties, i was often depressed, untill one day, i realised all the things i was depressed about didn't matter.
so now it's all a case of whatever happens...happens
these day's a take a fairly light hearted look at life, and take as little effort towards whatever the day lobs at me, i still do stress about money bills and shit, but at least my life isn't a soapie drama, i do something, i deal with the consequences, find the easiest way to fix it, and move on.
i consider myself fairly unique, im the only person i know who has fallen asleep on a 50cc scooter gone down a ditch, without remembering a damn thing, and i hadn't had anything to drink!
recently i had a gobsmacker of realistaton, this coming october, i'll have been married 10 years! not bad for the youngest of three kids, who was so nerdy, I never even went out on any dates, but i'd still like to know what the hell happened to those ten years, harder to piece together then trying to remember what you did last night after a pub crawl!
I met my missus on the internet, after a heated discussion about the cost of oreo cookies here in australia, a few months later, a texas woman stepped off the airplane and her heart sank in utter fear, oh my god, she thought, i have no idea if this man is a homocidal axe wielding murder or not!, then when she saw some small shakey fella holding a bunch of flowers looking mighty nervous!, she knew then, it was all going to be just fine.
with no kids, and next to no chance of having any, we dont wanna share our toys anyway, though we do have a black cat named spooky, so called because she spooks anytime someone comes round and runs off like a headless chicken, and one big sooky chihuahua who's smaller then the cat, but will gladly take on a great dane, is an utter cola fiend, and practically and permanetly attached to our ankles...
I have no real drive or ambition, save to see the latest cool movie at the local theatre, (soon to be pirates of the caribbean III! and Shrek 3!
Im a big kid at heart despite having a recent sudden slap in the face that in another three years i'll be forty!, I love me cartoons, and my child hood tv shows, as well as being a so so collector of comic books, matchbox cars and for a little while, really expensive barbie dolls, no seriously, some around $300 aussie dollars!
aside from that, I find it hard to take anything too seriously, though i seem to get by on the occasional bit of stress, i would rather sit on my ass and watch the telly while having a bit of a chat, then even considering going to a club, pub, or a fishing trip.
anthing more you wanna know, im sure you'll find out as time goes by.
