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| | Go Gitcha Momma |
| created @ 03/2/2009 06:02 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the
city
> and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father
and
> son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
> almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that
> could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,
"Paw,
> what's at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I
> dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life. I ain't
got
> no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching
with
> amazement, a heavy-set old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the
moving
> walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between
> them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
> watched the small circular number above the walls light up
sequentially.
> They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
> numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up
> again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said Quietly to
his
> son. "Boy, go gitcha Momma."
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