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| | OH BOY!! |
| created @ 03/2/2009 06:06 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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I thought this was too funny, so I had to share it with ya!!
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband comes home early.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Wanna buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Sold."
A few days later, the dad says to his son, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000."
The dad says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to confession."
They go to the church and the dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again; you're in my closet now."
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