You:
*Life filled with drama, “crazy” stories, and/or police involvement - 10 points
*Have ever used drugs, abused medication, and/or smoke – 10 points
*Frequently depressed or in a “bad mood” - 5 points
*Low self esteem, don't like yourself, feel the need to coat yourself in makeup – 20 points
*Drink alcohol to excess; have ever been “out of control” drunk; can't have fun without drinking – 5 points
*History of abuse/trauma/neglect; come from a “bad” family – 20 points
*Have kids and/or are divorced – 20 points
*Would have sex with someone you've known less than 3 months – 5 points
*Overweight, lazy, unemployed, etc. - 10 points
*Have frequent emotional outbursts, low self-control, hit people when you're upset, and/or ever blame things on “PMS” - 5 points
*Love the outdoors exclusively, can't have fun at home, get bored with “homebodies” - 5 points
*Think video games are evil – 5 points
*Are very “spiritual” and/or base important life decisions on a religious code of conduct rather than real consequences – 5 points
*Never went to college or dropped out of school – 10 points
*Think spelling, proper grammar, and punctuation are optional features of the English language – 10 points
*Have no opinions of your own or feel the need to express your opinions about anything to everyone – 5 points
*Think I'm a stuck up douchebag – 10 points


Score:
< 30 points – Congratulations, you're “normal!” And probably boring. Go find someone to make happy. Or e-mail me, if you're that bored.

30-100 points – You're my kinda messed up! E-mail me!

> 100 points – Seek professional help. Then e-mail me!