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| | How to Pee |
| created @ 02/14/2009 01:33 pm |
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> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
> good manners, asked her students the following question:
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> 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
> nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go
> to the bathroom?'
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> Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
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> The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude
> and impolite.
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> What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
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> Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to
> the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
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> 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
> say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
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> And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and
> show us your good manners?'
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> 'I would say:
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> Excuse me Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
> have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
> hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
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> The teacher fainted...
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