This is the only mandatory question. Write a few sentences about yourself. "I'm annoyed to all the corners of hell with that statement.It is NOT a mandatory question, damnit!It isn't a question at ALL!GAH!Sometimes I wanna slap people randomly to balance the universe,you know,to make up for the stupid people elsewhere who are not getting slapped.I like to think of myself as a a mean cold heartless bitch, Anti-"Intellectual" (By "Intellectual" of course I mean a self important,overtly liberal,closed minded, campus "educated jackass who never had an original idea.)I'm a smarty, intellectual with a profound intolerance for stupidity,a seething lust for knowledge(and other things),and a nice burning creative passion for all things beautiful.My Heros Are: Nikola Tesla for thinking about things I don't understand.Albert Einstein for thinking about things I do.My dad, because of everything he is really,and making me see that some time drinking can become a problem even if if he cant see it from himself.Ghengis Khan,for just doing it.Marquis de Sade, for doing it and then writing about it. Elbow Macaroni,because it should be everyone's hero.Sun Tze for being the most reknowned scribe of common logic in history,and still not being able to teach middle management how not to be idiots.I bite and growl when properly enticed,or more aptly, when that is the most appropriate response.I write,I dream,I'm sometimes dazed and confused.I believe in Karma and that good things come to those who wait.I have a tendency to brood and be distant when I write.Except on these things which always ask me to express my analyses of self.On a good day I am likely to amaze you with my insight or just make you laugh your ass off.Chances are if I feel comfortable with you,you'll catch my sarcastic side which is always there lurking and waiting for an opportunity to jump out and attack you always in a funny,caring kinda way. I believe it's better to ask than be told,in saying that I am getting out of this damn selfsummary so there are still some things left to the imagination Ask it never got anyone in trouble well ok maybe it did but it won't with me.