Here in Iraq, we've opened up a coffee shop where we work. A friend of mind sent me a couple espresso machines and we get most everything else from care packages or the chow hall. The only thing we have to pay for is sugar and we have a tip jar for that. It's working out really well, and there's a crew of us that meet every morning for latte's. We've experimented a bit and have a menu of regular drinks. Thought ya'll might be interested.
Janet’s Vice Shop
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KTOC coffee shop
Open 2300-0800
(0800-2300 by appointment only)
Disclosure(s):
All Meth comes crystallized unless otherwise ordered
All drinks are enjoyed best with Nicotine
Decaf is unavailable an blasphemous
Menu:
Dirty Water (coffee: self service)
Selfish bastard (one shot of espresso)
Meth (Double shot of espresso)
Latte (Meth with cream)
Choco-Latte (Meth with Chocolate milk)
Banana-Latte (Meth with banana milk)
Straw-Latte (Meth with Strawberry milk)
Chocolate Meth (Choco-Latte with Cocoa added)
Monkey on Meth (Banana-Latte and Cocoa)
Smartass (Straw-Latte with cocoa)
Choco-gasm (Chocolate Latte with cocoa w/marshmallows)
Gay Monkey (Monkey on Meth with berry flavored cocoa)
