And my basic thoughts about fubar ...
Lounges: Don't send me an invite - they're one of the shittiest, worst-programmed features of fubar, and are generally a cluster-fuck of bad graphics, terribly layout, noise, and idiots getting off with other idiots.
Fu-mafia: See Lounges, but add just a stupid idea in general.
Begging for bling, pimp outs, blasts, etc.: A simple "trying to level, any help please?" is one thing, but the incessant begging? Really? Aren't you a fucking adult? Begging for fake crap online to level? Wow ... just wow.
Admirers: I can usually click the "admirer" in one guess ... it's generally a 24 year old assclown with no admiration, but a desire to build their friends list or get your contact information to spam later. Not quite as stupid as Lounges and Fu-mafia, but not toooooo far behind.
Stupid, acronym-laced usernames: Some of you must liken yourselves to WW2 cryptologists with the usernames you create. I am all for creativity and individuality, but when you start using secret codes and symbols for your username, I'm thinking your grasp that fubar isn't reality is starting to fade.
Whining Status Comment: So you're away for a day and because you don't come back to a thousand likes or rates, you whine, cry, bitch, etc. I guess common sense doesn't tell you that if you're logged off, you're not gonna scroll, appear, and now you just looking like you're begging to be sought out to be liked - bet you were really popular in school with that personality disorder! And threatening to leave, delete your account? Well ... bye ... don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, princess!
Location: Aside from the fact that it's kinda silly to not put where you're from (are you really worried about being a stalker when the only part of you not showing in your NSFW pics is your uterus?), putting your ZIP as 66666 (ohh, you're a Satanist!) or 00069 (that ceased being funny in about 11th grade) is just stupid. And then the ones of you that choose some of the foreign countries that you select (or that fubar selects for you since you won't make a simple salute!), really? A white blonde in Ghana? or Liberia, where they have a total of about 3,500 internet connections in the whole damn country? And the best ... Azerbaijan .... AZERBAIJAN? You couldn't spell it if i spotted you the A-Z-E-R-B-A-I-J-A-__, or find it on a map if I gave you a globe with flags on Iran, Russia and the Caspian Sea and wrote"It's right fucking here!!!"
Family: I hope you do realize that your "Family" on fubar is not really your family, by any reasonable definition. To the best of my knowledge, fubar hasn't been able to create a way for you to share DNA, a biological connection, or even swap spit with fu-family. So, when you rant about someone "fucking with your family" you've now placed yourself at a place slight lower than Internet Tough Guy.
Bling for NSFW Pic Access: Kinda like being a hooker, but without the income or benefits. If you really want someone to give you something to see your silly-assed nudes, start a porn website and make some real coin off your fun pillows and cooter - getting fake dollars or bling for the pictures just makes you come off like the Dollar Store equivalent of an escort or porn actress ... or Tila Tequila.
Hidden Profiles: Explain this one to me ... you make your profile "hidden" from those except your friends, yet post hundreds of personal pictures that CAN BE SEEN EVEN IF YOUR PROFILE IS HIDDEN! And then on top of it, you fan and rate strangers, who can't rate you back ... BECAUSE YOUR PROFILE IS HIDDEN! It's pretty simple, folks ... this isn't Facebook, so if you hide your profile, why the fuck do you even bother having one on this site?

Apologies for the rant ... but seriously, the level of seriousness to which some folks take a silly but fun online website/game is scary. This is just for fun - if you're basing your reality on this site, you really need to seek professional help. I'm not kidding ... please, go talk to someone, as you have a disorder that needs to be addressed before it gets too far out of hand!

Interests: click to close
travel, dining and drinking out, reading a lot, live music, sports (watching and playing), etc. Basically, if it has me moving, its good.

Questions that Haunt Me ...

If you have sex with a prostitute without paying her, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, wh can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

if ACME products kept failing Wil E. Coyote, why didn't he buy stuff from someone else?