I'M CALIFORNIAN THAT MEANS... -I'm mexican or I've dated one -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter then yours - I cuss a lot. - I say "like" and "fer sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "bro" and "peace out"; and I say them often. - I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like. - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear. - Summers are really hot, and winters are really cold. That's the way it is. - I go to the Beach - not "down the shore". - I know 65 mph really means 80+. - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way. - I've been to "Frisco" aka San Francisco and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl. - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border). - My governor can kick your governors ass. - I can go out at midnight and wear a tank top and skirt. - I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD. - I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day. - All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here. - We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them). -I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better then you -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is. -The best athletes come from here - I'm from California and I love it more than life....Dont you wish you were as cool as me?!