If you rate me a 1 I will return the favour.

The name is Kevin and well, I'm kind of a big deal. I do a kick ass Borat impression and I'm generally really good at impressions and accents. I don't fuck with anyone and I don't like anyone fucking with me, if you don't fuck with me then everything is cool, but if you do fuck with me then look out, cause I'm gonna fuck with you. Yes you are reading correctly, I am 28, I just look young cause I have good genes, my parents are 62 and 63 respectivly and they both look like they are in their early to mid 40's, I currently am unloading trailers for a temp agency known as Adecco. I want a PS3:( This one dude on Youtube has 3 PS3's, bastard! I still want a PS3: I really like pasta!
I am not a perfect person, neither are you, neither is anyone, I like many other people have my faults and weaknesses, but I try to correct them as best as I can. I am nice, or at least I try to be, but the nature of some people just tends to bring out the asshole in me, and that's a very well honed side of me, if people weren't so shitty I wouldn't have to be an asshole. I have a really bad temper, especially behind the wheel, are they handing out driver's licenses in cereal boxes now? Seriously, nobody can drive anymore, they're all so fucking scared, they drive at 1/4 of the speed limit with their big ugly noses pressed against the windshield and both hands gripped so tightly to the wheel that their knuckles are white, if you are too scared to drive then you should not be driving, take transit instead, let people who know how to drive drive. You're the reason I hate most people you suck ass pussy, go lay down on the train tracks you waste of a good orgasm.