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Kids ......
created @ 05/27/2009 02:42 am
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A little girl was riding her new bicycle she got for christmas on the side walk when she came to a stop sign there was a cop sitting there on his horse he used to patrol with....
The cop looked down at the little girl and said my that sure is pretty new bicycle u have there did u get that for christmas?.
The little girl replied yes sir...
The cop said well u no its against the law to ride it on the side walk dont u?.
The little girl replied ...NO...
Cop says well im gonna have to give u a citation for that...
The little girl replies ok sir...
After the cop give the little girl her citation...they are still sitting there waiting to cross when she looks up at the cop and says:
Officer....that sure is a nice horse u got there...
Officer replies well thank you...
The little girl ask...did u get that for christams?..
Officer replies..yes about 2 yrs ago ....
Little girl says....well officer next time u see santa clause....u need to tell him the d1ck goes under the horse not on top of it....
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