anarchism, ani, arm the homeless, atheism, autonomy, barefootedness, being brutally honest, blatant disregard for seriousness, body modification, boi girls, booze, debbie harry, drunken "i love you man"s, extremely stupid dogs, femur rods, filthy sluts, funny porn, gay, gay cowboys eating pudding, gay ghosts, getting called a "fagit" by rednecks, ghosts, ghouls, giving fake names, glbt politics, go-go dancers from hell, going "arrrr!", horror movies, irrational exuberance, late nights, mutated rats that sing to me, my ate up dreams, my favorite pirate, my scary, my sexual cheerleader, my dirty little bitch, offensive comedy, oi, pabst, pirates, politics, popping off at the mouth, popsicles, psychobilly, psychology, queercore, rambling incessantly, revolutionary lifestyles, riot girl, rubber monks and leather nuns, selling real estate in imaginary places, sexy sex, short bus riders, simple yet romantic gestures, slutty red lipstick, snarf, solidarity, southern comfort, space bags (definitely), spontaneity, spooky shit, stinky people, street punk, telling children outrageous lies, playing in the vagina, the hip-hop icecream truck, tinyxcore, tipping the velvet, tits in mashed potatos, unwarranted facial expressions, vaginas, vulgarity, wheres the euthenasia botton?, zombies, my exclusively drunken narcolepsy, zombie pirates from the depths of the blackest hell, Bjork's fjork shjorts