Im awesome. I'm NOT here to get hit on, accosted, stalked, harrassed or otherwise made uncomfortable by dirty fucking pigs, so if that's your intention, FUCK OFF AND DIE, kthx :DI'm happily married, and I have cock-vision on demand at home. I don't want to see your wang-pics, and if you force them on me, I'll have no choice but to belittle, villify, berate and otherwise insult you until you go away. If you're not a creep, moron, fascist, walking hard-on,or a close-minded dickhead, yay for you! let's hang! :DTHINGS THAT ROCK:- House, MD.- IRC- Good pot rolled in zig zag blues by yours truly- Addys - Youtube- Intelligent Conversation- Insulting perverts till they leave you the fuck alone- Big Black Boots- Kicking things with them- RadiantDark- Chicken Stir Fry- Geeky Girls- Making Snowmen- Merry go-rounds- Stephen King Books- My TrentON- The Ben & Jerry's ice cream with the little chocolate cows in it- Strong black Coffee (from Tim Hortons! Fuck Starbucks, you yuppie bastards!)- Pictures of idiots doing stupid things- My baby - Knowing that I am more intelligent than 90% of the rest of the planet- Being left handed- Being Canadian - Loving americans and the US even though I am Canadian ;)- making fun- making out- Googling people I know (and people I don't know)- Wes Andersen Movies- Rye & Diet Pepsi- Getting Hammered with Jessie and leaving a path of chaos behind us- Crashing Stranger's Memorial Services- Brand New White Socks- Being Jeff's best good friend- Cherry Cheesecake - When it's so cold outside you spit and it freezes before it hits the ground- Ceasars and Camping in a junked out schoolbus- Jessie's pee-pants paranoia :P- The theme song from Peep and the Big Wide World because it makes my baby go bugshit :D- talking about war - learning- Linux- drunken croquet with Jennay- illegal fireworks- Tagging- watching people slip and fall down on an icy sidewalk and then pretend like they meant to do it - laughing at shiny blonde airheads- Josh Hartnett *swoon*- My new Expedition- My Daddy <3- Having a husband who can cook- Sunny Days and long shadows- The sound of rain- The smell of wet paintand ME! :D