"I dare do all that may become a man.
He who dares do more is none."

Onions make me go a big rubbery one.
For every lie I unlearn, I learn something new.
I like winking at security cameras.
I'm a whore for Ham & Chedder hot pockets.
I've got the love of the loveless.
I'm the poor man's version of a rich man.
I'm violently ticklish.
I've been dubbed an "emaciated egotist".
I love the scent of sulfer.
I'd much rather disconnect the dots.
I've been told I possess a yellow aura.
I'll do anything too make you smile.
I've never had the propensity to work, breed, and die.
I wasn't put on this earth to fit in.
I have an extensive collection of nametags & hairnets.
I find tranquility in sketching.
I'm strangly arroused by the scent of old books.
I gotta have more cow bell, baby!
I'm always playing Russian roulette in my head.
I want a girl in a short skirt and a long jacket.
I love having my head rubbed. *quivers at the thought
I'm a raging success as a failure.
I'm slowly commiting suicide by cigarette.
I'll say I hate cats...but i lie.
I just just want something I can never have.
I'm convinced that Bush relies on a magic 8 ball.
I've got a lot to teach, but even more to learn.
I like gazing through the window of the dryer.
I'll let you eat crackers in bed with me.
I don't want the world, I just want your half.
I'm always singing a song in my head.
I can't find myself in my self-made maze.
I like making rubber cement balls.
I'm just a boy playing the suicide king.
I adore the feeling of putting on a new pair of socks.
I like waking up after a nightmare.
I'm riding hard on the last lines of every lie.
I will fall asleep on your couch.
I do some stupid things, but my heart's in the right place.
I rip the warning labels off of my mattresses.
I can spell konfusion with a "K" and can like it.
I feel like an organ donor the way I give my heart.
Climbing the rope in gym class.
I love photographing beautiful people.
I commit random acts of kindness.
...and random acts of lunacy.
I enjoy driving with no particular destination.
I love walking down railroad tracks.
I will open cans full of worms.
I love verbal sparring.
I enjoy casual walks in the pouring rain.
and of course "Naughty Polaroids".
I've stopped watching the news out of sheer psychological self-preservation.

The world owes me nothing; we owe each other the world.


"I have some regrets, but if I had to do it all again...
Well it's something i'd like to do."