Once I travelled down a road not easily travelled, when I came upon a fork. So, I bent over and picked it up. No sense letting a good utensil go to waste. There was a tree up ahead where the road split. I think it was a tree. It did growl at me as I approached. No, wait. That was my stomach which was why I picked up the fork I was going to eat my Spam with it. Which reminded me that I left the Spam at the store after I paid for it, yesterday. I was so hungry I collapsed under the tree once I realized that it wasn't growling at me.As I sat I meditated, hungry, I ate a nearby mushroom, but, we'll just tell the authorities I was meditating. As I meditated:An anvil fell on my head.A giant pissed on me.A frog raped me.A bear raped the frog.Which would have been hilarious,if the bear hadn't pawed my head for leverage.The fork which I was going to use to eat my Spam with,but,couldn't 'cause there was none, to my chagrin dismay (I really was hankerin' for some Spam), well, it wasn't really a fork. It was a walking stick who appeared really pissed I had ruined his tan. After watching the walking stick lay back in the road. I meditated on time and looking at my watch decided five minutes of meditating was too long and I'm not gonna make it an hour.So, I came home, that's where I've been.Honey?You believe me, right?Honey?Wow! You just kinda slid that rusty blade in there like sawwin' a log like butter, aye hon? So, we're even? You're not mad anymore? Honey???

It's like I could walk outside and find anyone, but I have to come outside and meet you.No, wait, that didn't come out right.It's like I could walk outside.Yeah, that's it.It's like I could walk outside and meet anyone. But, I walk outside and cand find you.Honey?? I'm serious.I can't.Where are you?I can't find you.Honey??

Honey. Look I know I promised to clean the kitchen earlier, but, Well...um...Ok...it's like this. You ready. It was like ok, remember that one time? Well, yeah that one time. You weren't really mad about it were you. What? Yeah. OK. I was just tryin' to say it was like that one time. Owww! You threw that pretty quick. Your gett..Owww! Two. Didn't se. Ok Ok. Well, I was cleanin' and I picked up the scrub pad. So anyways, as I was cleanin' the chainsaw. Well, not really . You see there was a perfectly good reason to clean the blood of it. Evidence sheesh. Of what? What do you mean of what? Of the bodies of course. .........You never let me finish talking. Honey. Hon, Ho........

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