43 Year Old
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Male
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From Knoxville, TN·
Joined on September 9, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 3rd
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43 Year Old
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Male
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From Knoxville, TN·
Joined on September 9, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 3rd
Latest Status
MindOverMatter it's not like i made my self a list
of new and different ways to murder your heart
I'm just painting that's still wet,
if you touch me I'll be smeared
you'll be stained
stained for the rest of your life
Finally - a decent chain letter!Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and everyone to whom you send “his” email?How stupid are we?Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!What a bunch of bullshit.Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.Fuck ‘em!!If you’re going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.I’ve seen all the “send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being” forwards about 90 times. I don’t fucking care.Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it’s our own unpopularity.The point being?If you get some chain letter that’s threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.If it’s funny, send it on.Don’t piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he’ll receive if you forward this email.Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.Have a nice day.Billy ConnollyPS S
ou MUST pass this angel on to at least 3 people within the hour of receiving this email.After you do, make a wish.If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly.You're...My friend,My companion,Through good times and bad,My friend,My buddy,Through happy and sad,Beside me you stand,Beside me you walk,You're there to listen,You're there to talk,With happiness,With smiles,With pain and tears,I know you'll be there, throughout the years!You are all good friends to mEe and I am grateful to you.Send this to all your good friends online to show them you are friends.If you get this back from:1 person - you are lonely2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many3 people - you have a few friends...4 people - you have some friends...5 people - you have several friends!!6 people - you have many friends!!7 people - you are SOOOO loved!!