LIKES:
reading, cooking, eating, watching movies while snuggled on the couch, fishing, playing with my sons, country music, strawberry jelly, clean clothes, tom & jerry, CSI, coffee, tattoos, dr pepper, makeup(when i get the chance), fuzzy socks, springtime, stargazer lilies, naps, secret platinum deodorant, babies, fruits & veggies, grilling out, camping, real mashed taters, chocolate, relaxing in the tub, smelly candles, silver, real wooden furniture, wine, well-fitting bras, my parents, smores, cap'n crunch, yellow roses, taking pictures - mainly of my kids, sunrise, cats, seafood, my friends, manicures and pedicures, and just generally being happy.

DISLIKES:
girls who "muffin-top it", grape jelly, feet, drama, teenagers, sushi, dirty clothes, being out alone at night, barney the purple dinosaur, people who eat garlic and then try to get up in your face, mornings, sick kids, people who interrupt and then tell you to wait a second when you try to regain your conversation, stretch marks, toast crumbs in the butter, being mean to animals, wearing fur, having religion stuffed down my throat, arguing, pictures of myself, having to pee and not being able to get to the potty anytime soon, that dumb feeling you have when you first wake up, seeing someone cry, barbecued eel, cars that sound like a giant skeeter, fake taters, fake people, the news, our government, being away from my husband, stained carpets, having sticky fingers, pickled beets, and people who say "i guess it just wasnt meant to be."