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Obesity and Terrorism
created @ 02/13/2007 10:19 pm
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When ignited, fat people burn longer and at a higher temperature. If terrorists wage an attack on one of our nation's fatter states--like Mississippi--the whole state could burn for up to a year, the flames fed by the greasy padding of sedentary southerners.

Why don't fat people lose weight in order to preserve America's freedom?

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