39 Year Old
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From Irvine, CA·
Joined on April 27, 2007
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Born on December 30th
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YOU NEED A FRIEND... I GOT YOU!!!! DONT BE SHY NOW... HIT ME UP!!!! I AM EASY GOING. IM LOUD... IM THE ONE THAT IS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION AT A PARTY OR BAR. IM ALMOST NEVER SERIOUS. IM 6'2 205 AND A LOVER NOT A HATER.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
39 Year Old
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Male
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From Irvine, CA·
Joined on April 27, 2007
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Born on December 30th
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I AM INTERESTED IN NEW PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, MUSIC, HITTIN WEIGHTS, CARS, IM GOING TO BE REAL BLUNT... I LIKE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING... IF IM NOT INTERESTED NOW I WILL BE LATER... CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MAN... YA KNOW? HE COUNTED TO INFINITI TWICE... AND LADIES... THE QUICKEST WAY INTO A MANS HEART... IS WITH CHUCK NORRIS'S FIST... CHUCKNORRISFACTS.COM
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