How drunk would a person have to be for these to work?
The WRONG Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in
them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.
8) Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the
ice.
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your
bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he
went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep
until the afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
