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pickle factory
created @ 02/20/2009 01:13 pm
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Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible complsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

Whats wrong Bill? she asked

Do you remember that i told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?

Oh Bill you didnt she exclained. Yes I did. he replied

My god, bill, what happened

I got fired
no Bill I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?

OH she got fired too...
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